Why should we not support piracy? Here’s an example…

 

So my mother bought this Koreanovela DVD entitled Queen Seon-Duk.  I actually had no idea my mother was into koreanovelas, so this caught me by surprise. The picture cover of the DVD looks like a Jewel in the Palace rip-off, but that’s not the funny part. What really gotme was the synopsis written at the back in all its piracy-laden, grammar-and-spelling-raped glory. Here it is, I left it the way it is with no corrections. A bit of a warning though: Just read the synopsis, don’t even try to absorb or understand it, you just might kill 200 million of your brain cells, I almost did.

In the harem America Room (Ko Hyun Jung decoration) Mastery of palace power situation, the real life Moye Fu WANG, and down the twin girls. But Wang, the birth of twins is a big no-chi has a “sacred bone man to do,” the signs. Zhen-ping WANG desperation Goldman had sent smoeone to the second daughter away, but  the U.S. has sent people to secretly kill room. Goldman close brush with death has been Hwarang legend – Nu Man rescued by stratagemm to the maid really WANG Zhao fire support. Zhao burning Goldman desert area to China, grew up in a small hotel in the upbringing. Goldman princess bigest enemy the Untied States room to superior beauty as a weapon to be true Xing Wang’s flavor and the possesion of the power of the palace, and the ambitious Jinheung her backers, the young King’s death, Chen Ping and WANG Ji-bit, true-ping WANG his wife gave birth to twin girls,and the U.S. office also intends  to use the real WANG twin daughters to threaten the lives of him, and direct controi kingship. Unexpectedly, Nu, and Chao-wen  fire rescued Goldman, undermining her plan. The beauty of enormous power of the throne room and did not give up the fight, conspiracy to make their own spouses to the throune and, therefore, Goldman’s twin sister, Princess Tianming.

I did notice one thing though, whoever wrote this used the word WANG a number of times, all in uppercase letters. For the innocent, Wang is the American slang for a guy’s private organ. An affinity for wangs, perhaps? *X-Files theme music playing in the background*